I am a healthy 30 year old male, who will live for the next 40 plus years, but if you are like me and need to plan ahead, what better way to invest your $35,000 in than my post-mortem organs. Who knows what kind of accident might lead me to an earlier fate? For $35,000, you will have the rights to not 1, not 2 but all 5 of my organs. I'll make sure to keep them as clean as possible until the transaction is complete. And remember, these are for my POST-MORTEM ORGANS and can not be taken from me while I'm still alive.Friday, August 12, 2011
$35,000 Post-Mortem Organs
I am a healthy 30 year old male, who will live for the next 40 plus years, but if you are like me and need to plan ahead, what better way to invest your $35,000 in than my post-mortem organs. Who knows what kind of accident might lead me to an earlier fate? For $35,000, you will have the rights to not 1, not 2 but all 5 of my organs. I'll make sure to keep them as clean as possible until the transaction is complete. And remember, these are for my POST-MORTEM ORGANS and can not be taken from me while I'm still alive.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment