An opportunity like this comes only once in someone's life. The opportunity to convert. For $100,000, you can convert me to your religion and I will fully integrate my life that fulfills the teachings of that religion. Whether it be Christianity, Buddhism, Catholicism, Muslim or even Scientology, I will change my beliefs and you can sleep soundly at night, knowing you have converted someone to one of your own.
Been a bad Samaritan? Fearful that you will go to hell? Well, fear no longer because you can have my rights to heaven. Never done anything wrong, I've lived a life only mother Theresa could dream of. Not the heaven kind of guy? If reincarnation is your cup of tea, this deal has got that covered. Being poor for pretty much my entire life, my fortune teller see signs of a rich afterlife. What are you waiting for? 
Want to start your own gallery? Start your collection with the video archive of talented video artist BO LEE. For just $65,000, you can have the rights to his entire catalog from 1999-2011. You will receive uncompressed QTs as well as full rights to use them in whatever way you wish. They will no longer belong to BO LEE but to the new owner. These videos have been shown world wide and can make an excellent addition to an already existing collection.
Want to be the next awesome movie producer? Looking for a script that will get you there? Look no further, put $45,000 down to purchase the first ever screenplay by BO LEE. Wanting to make the film independently, it was never sent out to hollywood's producers or agents. Instead, it was held by BO LEE estates until now. With this liquidation sale, EVERYTHING MUST GO. Entitled "DESTRUCTION OF A HUMAN MIND," its a psychological thriller about a schizophrenic who confronts a cheating wife, only to have everything he thought real, come crashing down.
You don't need to be a hacker to get access to my email list, for just $200, you can have all of my 500+ email addresses in my email. Need to get the word out about your business? Need to make new friends? I've got addresses to artists, high school friends, business people and customer service representatives from companies all over the world and it can be all yours for just $200.
Are you alone? Well you don't have to be. For just $8,000, you can purchase 1 year worth of companionship from me, BO LEE. For one year, I will call you everyday and keep you company for at least 30 minutes. On top of that, I will send you emails and write letters to you every month to have something tangible. BUT THERE'S MORE. I will visit you on Thanksgiving and Christmas to keep you company. Sounds too good to be true? For just $8,000, you can have the companionship you've always dreamed about.